Kim Jong-Il is arrogant in the way that he tries to make his hair look like that of both Elvis AND a young Peter North. He is a Hair Icarus.
October 21, 2009
Reading cult propaganda through a film of animal urine is the new Fox News.
October 23, 2009
Slanted-mirror Hokum and Jive. Colonel Trader and the Kansas Silos, 1956.
October 28, 2009
That Extendo-Beet has never fooled any woman I've been with. It moves around too much, and can wind up on the side.
October 30, 2009
One of the most important things of my childhood was a Playboy subscription card with a beautiful, nude woman on it. She still reminds me of prosperity and eternity.
