Tires are round and black. You get the kind that go on your car. More than that, and you're on your knees in a field, under heavy rain, screaming for your dad to notice you.
September 28, 2009
It is intentional that I have no idea how Banana Factory serves as a slur.
September 30, 2009
Incidentally, Joe Satriani is also the Joe Satriani of pissing chicks off.
October 5, 2009
A Piss Biscuit is that biscuity mass left over after an extremely painful piss. Like a kidney stone, but spreadable. (Theoretical, 1932)
