No one is quite sure who the parson was, but legend has it that he was asked to stop doing that to his parishioners.
October 18, 2010
David can't halt the production of the Bill Murray vehicle, though. He already has Grant-Lee Phillips signed to play a moaning bucket of tar.
November 5, 2010
I live in Portland. My job is to chronicle depression. Here, have a chip. Wait, I am out of chips. Go away, but with the understanding that I like you.
November 18, 2010
I almost wrote that Jimmy Somerville was the lead singer of the Housemartins. Fixed literally ten minutes before posting.
December 2, 2010
Look how fat his buns get when he chooses to improve his life.
