Mayner's body is ruined and he must manage his conditions with fake turds.
August 3, 2010
Emeril can be a tiresome bastard, but even tiresome bastards have their strengths.
August 12, 2010
With no apologies, but rather thanks, to Wodehouse.
August 24, 2010
I know, I know. Kane finished the critical notice. You're not the only person who went to college for one year.
September 10, 2010
The only pornography that might possibly satisfy Lyle, at this point, involves a team of scientists from NASA, a lot of dry-erase boards, and the September 1983 copy of OUI.
