September 30, 2009

Incidentally, Joe Satriani is also the Joe Satriani of pissing chicks off.
October 5, 2009

A Piss Biscuit is that biscuity mass left over after an extremely painful piss. Like a kidney stone, but spreadable. (Theoretical, 1932)
October 9, 2009

Todd, this is Joan. She was in an accident.
October 14, 2009

You are Todd. You have Barn-in-Package. There are no exits.
October 17, 2009

Kim Jong-Il is arrogant in the way that he tries to make his hair look like that of both Elvis AND a young Peter North. He is a Hair Icarus.
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