Meanwhile, even though he is supposed to be asleep, Philippe is using a flashlight to read a slender volume entitled, How Come a Bird Can Die?
September 12, 2009
It is starting to look like Cartilage Head was once traumatically deserted during a period in which he was a dying man.
September 15, 2009
Dogs are ultimately selfish. It's what makes them pack animals. Chew on *that*, a college freshman.
September 21, 2009
Any time you chuck Cornelius on the shoulder, it automatically makes that chummy little sound.
September 23, 2009
Tires are round and black. You get the kind that go on your car. More than that, and you're on your knees in a field, under heavy rain, screaming for your dad to notice you.
