I live in Portland. My job is to chronicle depression. Here, have a chip. Wait, I am out of chips. Go away, but with the understanding that I like you.
November 18, 2010
I almost wrote that Jimmy Somerville was the lead singer of the Housemartins. Fixed literally ten minutes before posting.
December 2, 2010
Look how fat his buns get when he chooses to improve his life.
December 10, 2010
Unscramble Gynecomastia Awareness Nicholas Tremell to reveal I AM LORD VOLDEMORT'S RHINOPLASTY CONSULTANT
January 5, 2011
I'm back. So what if I had a brain problem? QUIT STARING AT ME.
