Any time you chuck Cornelius on the shoulder, it automatically makes that chummy little sound.
September 23, 2009
Tires are round and black. You get the kind that go on your car. More than that, and you're on your knees in a field, under heavy rain, screaming for your dad to notice you.
September 28, 2009
It is intentional that I have no idea how Banana Factory serves as a slur.
September 30, 2009
Incidentally, Joe Satriani is also the Joe Satriani of pissing chicks off.
October 5, 2009
A Piss Biscuit is that biscuity mass left over after an extremely painful piss. Like a kidney stone, but spreadable. (Theoretical, 1932)
