August 10, 2009
For Lyle's part, imagine Sam Kinison. Guys like Lyle practice Sam Kinison the way you and I pass the time between meals.
August 13, 2009
The doomed cat must now switch to SkyMall.
August 17, 2009
Whom among us would not sleep more elegantly on a four-poster with gas lights?
August 20, 2009
I get my hair cut by John of the Forest. That is code language that you are light this week.
August 25, 2009
The dying cat compares his existence to a nagging car loan.
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