July 19, 2007
I spend a few hours every Christmastime looking for my childhood drum.
July 20, 2007
Dick Button looks like a passable maître d' on ice
July 23, 2007
It is always wise to supply a killer closing line because it is often the only line the buyer reads, out of guilt at having attempted reading.
July 25, 2007
There is nothing more pathetic than a man whose procreative functions have been rendered inactive by Kahlua and Kahlua alone.
July 26, 2007
Cunty sleeps on a strip of kelp and uses a discarded ketchup packet as a pillow.
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