June 19, 2008
Showbiz doth burn the shower cam at both ends.
June 20, 2008
You can lead a man to fruit but you can't make him behave.
June 24, 2008
The small bear is being unreasonable because he wants to show off.
June 25, 2008
You know it's not going well if your fiancee is screaming that you are an asshole.
June 26, 2008
Particularly 'Rise,' by Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass.
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