The plural is actually baristi, but it didn't seem like anybody besides Cornelius would know--or let themselves use--that word.
February 26, 2009
Roast Beef, Dracula, an Inuit, and the Specter of Death walk into a bar. Complete this joke for a chance at seven dollars.
March 2, 2009
In the end, Ray just junked the problematic brochures and started a business plan for launching wireless internet services at a certain frozen yogurt shop, aptly named TCB@TCBY.
March 5, 2009
Ramses only has an outer monologue. He is ashamed of the world, not himself.